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    "You mean as an SGA senator I was supposed to read that entire thing before voting 'Yes' on it?"
    CHARISSE KOWALSKI, junior

    "I would've voted 'No,' but I just didn't feel like going to the meeting."
    BRYAN SALINAS, sophomore
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Your turn to do the dishes, roommate reports

Upon hearing you complain of not being able to fill a pot with water because of how full the kitchen sink in your townhouse is, your roommate Holly Grakowski was quick to yell from the living room that it’s your turn to do the dishes because she did them and took out the trash four days ago. Grakowski then continued to lay on your couch, watching the Project Runway marathon on Bravo, as she has been doing for the previous three hours because she “never has any work to do.”

Although you are fairly certain it is not your turn to do the dishes — mainly because you see the empty can of soup in the bottom of the sink that Grakowski put there immediately after you last did them — you will probably just end up doing them anyway to hopefully prolong the relatively peaceful period you and your roommates have recently enjoyed.