His face windburned and bright red from a mile-long walk back from class in Plassmann Hall, your roommate Mike Pronger reported this afternoon that it’s “cold as hell outside.” Though you know it’s 18 degrees outdoors after checking Weather.com 15 minutes ago, you believe Pronger is only making a point to say it to make you feel bad for both not having classes on Mondays and not giving him a ride back from class.
You verbally agree with him nonetheless, but not without bragging that you haven’t stepped out of your Townhouse 26 apartment today and slept in your warm bed, under a heated blanket set to level 15, until 1 p.m.
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