Sophomore mistakes math lab for something else

Sophomore Brent Cullen quickly left a St. Bonaventure University math lab Thursday afternoon when he realized he’d misread the Notice Board from earlier in the day. “Yeah, totally thought I was showing up for something else entirely,” said Cullen, a sociology major, though he didn’t mention what that something was. “I’m not even in a [...]

No one shows up for emergency drill

Empty classrooms greeted a fake shooter and the local law enforcement officers trying to track him down Wednesday as St. Bonaventure University students and faculty members decided to take the day off. “I was supposed to have Intellectual Journey at 8:30 this morning but I decided to sleep in instead,” said freshman Jerome Parrish, a [...]

Administration in denial as melted snow once again reveals lack of progress on Castle site

As the last of the winter snowpack melted from the former Castle Inn properties Tuesday, the St. Bonaventure University administration denied any connection with it. “I have no idea what you’re talking about,” said Colton Crosswire, university spokesman, as he covered his ears. “La la la la la la! I can’t hear you!” The 17.2-acre, [...]