Roommate successfully avoids RAs, makes it back to room with Keystone Light 30-rack

Forty-five minutes after leaving your room to purchase a 30-rack of Keystone Light with his fake ID, your roommate Ben Jaklowicz returned with the beer, gasping for breath after a near-disastrous encounter with building resident assistants. At 3:34 p.m., Jaklowicz woke you from a nap by bursting through the door of your Third Shay room. [...]

University boycotts April Fool’s Day out of respect for the troubling economic times

Officials declared St. Bonaventure University a prank-free zone for April Fool’s Day Wednesday in light of the nation’s economic recession, leaving several diabolical plans thwarted. “We do not believe that now is the time to pull practical jokes on each other,” said Colton Crosswire, university spokesman. “Let today be a reminder that in hardship, only [...]