Roommate successfully avoids RAs, makes it back to room with Keystone Light 30-rack

Forty-five minutes after leaving your room to purchase a 30-rack of Keystone Light with his fake ID, your roommate Ben Jaklowicz returned with the beer, gasping for breath after a near-disastrous encounter with building resident assistants. At 3:34 p.m., Jaklowicz woke you from a nap by bursting through the door of your Third Shay room. [...]