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Donius finally hears his name sung to tune of Duran Duran song ‘Notorious’

For as long as St. Bonaventure University senior Eve Callahan can remember, she and her friends have always followed a mention of Bob Donius’ name by singing it to the tune of Duran Duran’s 1986 single “Notorious.” “I can’t say when I first heard it, but it seems like we’ve done it since we got [...]

Emo kid ‘just not sad anymore’

Patrick Burgess has been smiling a lot more recently. He’s seen out during daylight more often. His hair is short and brown. His wardrobe is gaining some color. All because a week ago, Burgess, a St. Bonaventure University freshman, woke up and felt good about life for the first time since he was 16.

Junior squanders gift on obscure movie quotes

St. Bonaventure University undeclared arts major Rowan Meyers was born with a truly unique gift: a phonographic memory. He has the ability to recall, at will, almost any sound, speech or lecture he has ever heard. Unfortunately, Meyers, a junior, has entirely wasted his life on movie and television quotes.

Upperclassmen still miss Jumper semesters after his final takeoff

Nineteen months have passed since students and professors walking on the sidewalk between Plassmann Hall and the Reilly Center last had to make way for an orange-Gatorade-carrying jet heading down his runway, preparing for takeoff. That jet, the famous and mysterious “Jumper,” used to make his show a part of the daily routine at St. [...]

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