We are so ready for SlutFest ’08

by Portia Norman, ’11 Fourth Devereux resident First, let me give you a history lesson. Every Oct. 31, St. Bonaventure celebrates SlutFest, an for every female student to look as whorish as possible in public, and no one can say anything to them about it.

Please stop urinating on my trunk

by A Tree Hello. We met a few weeks ago, probably some Saturday night around 2 a.m. or so. There I was, minding my own business, trying to sleep while you and your buddies were raising a ruckus, throwing roll after roll of toilet paper into my neighbors’ branches. I suppose maybe you thought I [...]